Sometimes I worry about myself...
I'm finally finishing up my first set of artificial nails. They're a really fun pattern, and I love love love them. But as I was putting the final coat of topcoat on, I realized that as they were all drying that they reminded me of when tyrants in the dark ages would line the streets with disembodied heads on pikes, warning anyone coming into town that crime would be dealt with swiftly and harshly.
So tell me, wonderful readers (all three of you!! Hi!!) ... just what would a row of disembodied rainbow zebra-striped nails on bamboo sticks warn people of? Because for the life of me, I simply don't know!